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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 01:28
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dark matter 'lampshades' dimming stars could solve one of the greatest scientific mysteries - Space
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Cardinals Place Jordan Walker On 10-Day IL, Select Ryan Vilade - MLB Trade Rumors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Increased Toxicity Risk Identified For Children With ADHD, Autism - ScienceAlert
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Cognitive changes before DBS not a dementia risk factor in Parkinson’s - Parkinson's News Today
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
"Remarkable" Pattern Discovered Behind Prime Numbers, Math's Most Unpredictable Objects - IFLScience
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
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Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Carlos Alcaraz roars all the way back to win the French Open again - The Washington Post
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Rare ‘Einstein zig-zag’ sheds light on universe’s hidden forces - The Brighter Side of News
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Still no good
ROG Xbox Ally Gets Price & Release Date Info In 'Exclusive' Report - Pure Xbox
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
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